Panic! It's the Gay Code
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Dude, you need to brace yourself. This whole gay situation is totally messing with people's sanity. It's like a epidemic spreading, turning straight folks into sheep. We gotta delete this threat before it's too late. This whole mess is taking over.
- Watch out for the pink agenda, man.
- Don't get near them.
- Get yourself to church.
The truth is out there.
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